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A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman using used wool socks for condoms.
She needed to do laundry after recieving A Double Muskee.
by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024
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Double boopie

When you scoot all the way back on the toilet seat so you partner can also sit down too. Then you both make boo boo at the same time.
David was in the middle of a massive porcelain hurricane, when Samantha busted the the door down with no time to spare. Davis said , is it double boopie time as he scooted back ! Samantha had just enough room for them to shit comfortablely together !
by Seatstaken May 29, 2024
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Double Decker

where you receive oral sex while shitting in the top part of the toilet while the other party shits on the bottom
while I was taking a upper Decker she caught me and sat down to double decker me before I could finish.
by anonymous May 30, 2024
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Double L

A person who is described as a "Lint Licker"; typically used as an insult towards dirty, unkept, bum, untamed men. Can also describe a person who enjoys eating hairy cooch (the hair would be the lint in this case and the male is the licker) , typically used as an insult toward eaters who eat different women's cooches often.
Will: John is such a Double L
Pat: A what?
Will: John gave head to samantha uncut, he's a lint licker
Pat: Oh wow john gets down, he is a double L
by doowapshoewap June 3, 2024
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Double Assectomy

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?
by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024
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Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024
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Double Assectomy

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.
Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.
by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024
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