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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
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Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad
“Stop bummings with me
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”
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Cum guy

A person too obsessed with all things cum related, a semen demon, a splooge stooge.
That thebiackeye is such a cum guy, it's all he ever talks about.
by Olde Englishe September 23, 2022
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Cum-suckit

someone who is very annoying and probably sucks cum.
you cum-suckit fucking prick!
by BIg 10 game April 24, 2024
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CUM

Cumberland Amtrak Station. A small Amtrak station in Cumberland, Maryland. It’s a one platform station (a side platform) consisting of two tracks. The station is famous for its station code "CUM," which has made it a popular (and somewhat infamous) destination among perverts and immature humor enthusiasts. The code "CUM" often sparks laughter or crude jokes due to its similarity to the slang term for semen. Despite its unintended comedic allure, the Cumberland station serves as a key stop for train travelers along the Capitol Limited route, offering services to and from Washington, D.C. and Chicago.
"I’m catching my train at CUM station in Cumberland. No, it’s not what you think, it’s just the Amtrak stop."
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Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.
Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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