Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Cheese

loaf of milk

hey john

yeah

want some cheese
no I want a loaf of milk

by toadforpresident April 4, 2022

Cheese

Pure sharpshooters and stretch bigs in NBA 2k18. (Can also be used to describe any tactic that decreases the need for skill).

“LOOK AT THIS CHEESE BRO!! THIS GAME IS TRASH”

“Imma invite my friend to run 3s. His stretch big is straight cheese.”

by MrDontGiveAFuck May 27, 2018

Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022

Brown Cheese

Someone who is submissive and breedable

“Hey look at that brown cheese, he’s so submissive and breedable”

by Mamarods August 15, 2021

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022

Norwegian Cheese

Daevon kisses kids

Mmmmmm yummy Norwegian cheese

by binghong420638 March 21, 2022