cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.
Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.
by SensduStyle May 25, 2017
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bread cat

Some dumb idiot with no hoes AT ALL.

He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.
"Wow look at that short idiot walking next to that GIANT lady, he must be a bread cat"
by KalleTheRealer October 31, 2023
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cat in the hat mug

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram
by lexi014201 April 14, 2021
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Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc
“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”
by MrBear776 February 14, 2020
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faceless cat

Bro did you smell that girls faceless cat it smelt like shit
by Big dog10573 June 28, 2021
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Golden Cat

A Person with the ‚Golden Cat’ personality may carry the appearance and aesthetics of a golden retriever, but they are more like a black cat. They rather gravitate towards ghibli, or other lighter aesthetics, but when it comes to personality, they actually prefer solitude and choose their companions wisely. While ‚Golden Cats‘ may give off an innocent appearance, they are quick to protect those closest to them. Once someone has become special to them, they usually stay in their life for good. For those fortunate enough to be in their circle, they give them great comfort and a safe space.
Person A: I think I‘m something in betweenGolden Retriever‘ and ‚Black Cat‘ but I also think I tend to be more of an ‚Black Cat‘ person, I just can‘t decide.
Person B: I guess you‘re a ‚Golden Cat‘ then, it‘s both mixed but your personality tends to be more off an‚Black Cat‘.
by Felixead April 07, 2023
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Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈
Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .
by Man_ Hattan February 04, 2024
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