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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Shit nut

When your cat takes a shit and goes nuts
by Sassy94 March 14, 2018
mugGet the Shit nutmug.

Pharmaceutical nut

A noun used to describe a person who is the product of a sperm donor.
Why don’t you look like you’re parents. You're probably a pharmaceutical nut.
by Ppjj October 9, 2022
mugGet the Pharmaceutical nutmug.

Fuck-nut

A person who does stupid things in an effort to get clout but rather gets hate. Fuck-nut could also be a term for someone you don't like.
Example 1
Man 1:did you hear ed, he jumped off a bridge to impress a girl
Man 2: I did. Ed is such a fuck-nut

Example 2:

KID: HEY HEY HEY
GIRL: SHUT UP I HATE YOU, YOU FUCK-NUT!
by A fuck-nut April 21, 2022
mugGet the Fuck-nutmug.

Nougar Nut

Semen that is like a creme
I just gave my girl some nougar nut last night.
by Muyguylikeabo September 24, 2020
mugGet the Nougar Nutmug.

No-Nut November

No-Nut November- The month of the year when there is a worldwide viral unnoficial competition when all men can't watch any porn, hentai, or cannot "nut" the whole month.
Aw man. No-Nut November was hard. Glad December came though.
by TheDoubleBun November 1, 2021
mugGet the No-Nut Novembermug.

Nuts and butts

When things get outta control, and the individual creating the madness has nuts and likes butts. This phrase is used to express ones owning of nuts while they also exude a strong want or desire for butts. The phrase can be used by many as long as they possess nuts.
That party was Nuts and Butts!!
by Space bear July 18, 2018
mugGet the Nuts and buttsmug.

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