Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
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*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
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*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
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