I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Fart

Something deadly that your dad does.

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠

by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022

starchy fart

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.

I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!

by Oreodelight November 1, 2017

Fart Star

Cupping a fart in your hand and throwing it at someone's face, like you would throw a ninja star

Jae threw a fart star at tiffany with all the skill of a ninja!

by tiffany 237/ jae1987 May 8, 2016

Dank Fart

That dank aroma of your weed when you first smell it

Oh man that smells like a dank fart

by KT.untitled May 11, 2019

Penis butthole vagina fart

Something you say when you're extremely really fucking bored with your partner or friend

Penis butthole vagina fart!
Who are you get out of my house

by Hamburgerman69420 October 29, 2025