Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 28, 2024
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alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
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cat program

A program that prints its own input.
InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.
by Europe2048 December 18, 2023
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ya wee cat

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way
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Wild cat

A rarely used term for cats from the main group in the Warrior Cat Franchise, the Clans. They are described as more skilled, advanced, aggressive and bigger then most cats. Although technically fitting, it is not used for rogues or loners. Other terms: forest cats, clan cats, and warriors.
Stay away from those wild cats.
by Citris October 20, 2021
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Cleo the Cat

A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.
Cleo the Cat is owned by Patrick Lewis
by Jack Barnacles July 05, 2024
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Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch
by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019
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