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Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025
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Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom
So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.
by Mikool77 January 17, 2025
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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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Hesi Cum

A sexual act, derived from the skill of edging.
When someone hits a hesi (Hesitation) like in basketball and then cums.
For example someone is about to finish and they hesitate then blow a fat load. AKA Hesi Cum
I just hit a crazy Hesi Cum

Did you see him hesi cum?
Wanna hesi cum?
by Senior Hesi January 21, 2025
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cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.
It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.
by neizel January 23, 2025
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Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.
She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.
by Cole rivers January 23, 2025
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21 Cum Salute

Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.
Damn my favorite onlyfans hoe died last week. I'll bust out a 21 Cum Salute in her honor.
by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025
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