dog's breakfast

A chess possition where white is kicking black's ass by means of an ingenius pawn offensive.

D-dog's got a tight dog's breakfast goin' on. Black homie's possition is wack.

by Black Kight, Ph.D. May 13, 2006

hot dog water

What white people smell like when they get out the pool.

shutup, thats why your ass smells like hot dog water.

by imjustplaying May 27, 2018

whackin your dog

masturbating. tugging your bird.

don't be whackin yer dog.

by joey February 13, 2004

Dog Treat

"Someone whos inept carrying out a task"

Rob: Right Meaker your up against Steve on Mk
Meaker: Have a laugh Steves a dog treat
Rosie *faint sound from the back ground*...ponies

"Dont eat a chocolate log, treat yourself to a meat dog ju fack"

by Mandrake1 February 19, 2008

Fat dog

Any dog named ringo

You know that dog ringo

Yeah he’s a fat dog

by Jjvcgjcdff May 1, 2020

Hot-Dog Mouth

When ones mouth becomes so dry from smoking too much pot. When one opens their mouth the resulting sound sounds like two frozen hot-dogs slowly peeling apart.

Yo dude I have such bad hot-dog mouth right now

by aragorn244 July 22, 2010

go pet the dog

A dismissive phrase.

Response to a person saying, "I don't like your haircut!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"

by Fat Turkey Tom May 12, 2011