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Response to a person saying, "I don't like your haircut!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"
by Fat Turkey Tom April 20, 2011
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