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Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey
I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits
by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
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Preemie jack

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks
by SandNig01 January 7, 2021
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Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022
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Jack fowler

The king of fitties. No one can beat him.
Jack fowler is so fit
by Ilovejackfowlerxxx June 30, 2019
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Jack

Jack. Jack is gay
Jack is gay

Jack likes guys
by BigBilly1433 September 25, 2020
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Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.
"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"
by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024
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Jack

Spicy noodles, slurpingly yummy
by Joe#mama#69 November 17, 2019
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