double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Living being that has zero parents and four grandparents in common with another living being.

Double-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

Double-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

double-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

double-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

double the wage

life your life

"well, i think im ready to double the wage."

by such a goober August 3, 2024

Double Red

During Mario Kart, one stacks two red shells to throw successively at the racer ahead of them.

Mitch: "Hey Evan, that red shell isn't gonna do anything, I'm holding a banana."

Evan: "Doesn't matter, I have a double red."

by James Wallace-Foster August 10, 2024

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024