Cum 'n Go

When the pussy is so trash that you slit your own wrists mid bang.

Up the river, not across the stream...this isn't a cry for help, its time to cum 'n go.

She said she loved me, so I gave her the cum 'n go.

by FarkMeRunning April 20, 2024

cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it

holy shit, this pasta is cum level

by shartaypartay July 20, 2023

toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam

Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklopzaqw April 07, 2021

cum racist

a bad politician,

omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist

by The notorious ant August 18, 2021

Cum roulette

You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses

Me and the homies just played cum roulette

by Ronald McTits February 09, 2022

The California cum shot

When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover

JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”

JIMBO- “hol up”

by TRASHBOAT8312 October 07, 2019

cum-ov-ere

also spelt as cumovere
Come over here
Cum over there
Cum over here

no no no NO! not on the carpet. Turn around and cumovere instead baby.
why are you there all by yourself mate. Cum-ov-ere
My tits.. cumovere on my tits hun

by CuunCuunLips July 10, 2023