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GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023
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monkey

person: hey you monkey!!
black person:me?
person:yes you black baboon!!
by il0v3m0nkeyss April 5, 2023
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monkey

mike is such a monkey
by 0nlym0nkey April 5, 2023
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Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!
by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023
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Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023
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monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023
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Moon Monkey

Tj
Damn is that a moon monkey doing the run?
by RattaMoon April 10, 2023
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