Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

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Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

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Referencing the Kirk Knight single where he says, "what the fuck you know 'bout the knight time." If someone asks you what the fuck you know about the knight time, they are basically asking you what's good. The knight time is when kirk shines brightest, and you should too.

"What the fuck do you know about the knight time"
"Oh, you already know"

by A$AP HETTI June 17, 2017

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Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. October 18, 2008

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Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

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