cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019

Cat

Something that is blatantly false or immoral.

"I went to the party the other night, and this dude qb sneaked Tommy. Bro it was cat."

by sampittman August 20, 2021

Hello Street Cat

THE MOST INTERESTING APP OF ALL TIME. It's basically Neko Atsume, but in real life. You get to see cats, like Mr. Fresh or Mr. Excavator. You can also feed cats.

Guy 1: I just used Hello Street Cat!

by LuaGunsX #2 February 14, 2024

Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Cat

Fluffy

Dogs are better than cats cause cats don’t care.

by Cheeseandbigboy November 21, 2019

Cool Cat

A Giant Orange Pedophilic Cat That "Saves" The Fucking Kids Against Keemstar And He Loves All Kid.

The Guy Behind Cool Cat Is Jared Fogle.

by Lord McWaffles May 22, 2018

cat

the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.

the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.

by wowfacter April 12, 2021