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how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
by Boipi February 24, 2021
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Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.
by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017
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Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit
Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!
by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018
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Get off your high horse

When someone at work thinks they are better than anyone else and tries to slam someone for following the rules.
Kevin:"Holly, get off your high horse, I'm sick of it"

Holly :"No Kevin, get off YOUR high horse, acting like you own Terrace!
by j--hizzy March 3, 2007
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On July 5 2020 Jimpsup something Jr got roblox and we celebrate this moment because it's a moment in time that we should all cherish
"Are you celebrating national jimps gets roblox day? because i sure am"
by stream nicki July 5, 2020
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On Your Mark, Get Set, Munch!

A restaurant Scott Wozniak owns. It is the first race-themed restaurant in his county. He sells cereal, Little Caesar's Pizza, and sandwiches, but he sells Banquet meals when the food is on fire. They clean your shoes too, by throwing them into a bathtub. They take customer interaction and customer service very seriously. They are also very resourceful, they use a closet for a waiting room for guests, they also have a room with 40 pounds of banana peels, and they use a calender from 2005. Instead of giving crayons to the kids to play with while they wait for the food, he gives them lead-based paints, that's because crayons are pretty toxic and they can't bring crayons to the kids after what happened in 2012. They also have a eating tactic called "Cop N Munch". Check it out!
I went to On Your Mark, Get Set, Munch! They served great food. They cleaned my shoes very well too!
by REDBOSS2008 July 30, 2023
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WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed
IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK
by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021
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