Monster penguin that waddles everywhere, with disproportionate head. Has huge balls and the smallest cock. Looks like he cane straight out of The Lord of The Rings.
by Gloryhole420 August 16, 2020
Get the Jack Purvismug. by STOP JACK January 14, 2019
Get the Jackmug. A inbred that plays for Canberra Raiders most known for coward punching people because he is a gronk
He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society
He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society
I was playing some footy then i chucked a Jack Wighton
I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton
I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton
by Frxnch July 20, 2019
Get the jack wightonmug. by Charizarding expert July 15, 2021
Get the Jackmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma January 24, 2013
Get the Jack Danielsmug. a boy who claims to be straight but didn't know what heterosexual meant
is kinda a sus boy
blind but plays tennis
Niagra falls - no further comment
is kinda a sus boy
blind but plays tennis
Niagra falls - no further comment
by lilythomas01 October 8, 2020
Get the jackmug. mostly every boy with the name jack will either mess you about, cheat on you, or just fake feelings. Jack thinks he’s hard. He’s not. Some jacks can active very pleasant but the only jack I know which is pleasant, is my dog.
friend: so what about that lad jack? What’s going on with you two?
Me: well you know he never really acts like he cares, he’s always on his phones texting someone and he just always thinks he’s big man.
Friend: oh so nout happened between you two then?
Me: nah nah imma see about tyler now ey...
Me: well you know he never really acts like he cares, he’s always on his phones texting someone and he just always thinks he’s big man.
Friend: oh so nout happened between you two then?
Me: nah nah imma see about tyler now ey...
by no one knows me ey May 17, 2020
Get the Jackmug.