best friend

Best friend is a person who never leaves you side no matter what. when you fall they might laugh at you at first but will help you out. having a bestfriend is as good as having a pet, cause your best friends just a weirdo like you. that is the reason why you deserve her and she deserves you

best friend you are the worst

by Book Dragon no 1 February 1, 2023

exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))

Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife

by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018

pochicha friend

A term that is commonly used to refer to a female friend in Spanish.

"I know I can always count on my pochicha friend"

by mlucille July 25, 2024

no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.

Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!

by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023

The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

by JennaSmith March 1, 2023