by beaniebooandcatsarelife March 27, 2022

Oh my cat just knocked off all the glass on the table. then, shat on my bed. then, attacked my ankles while I was getting out of the shower. THEN, HE THREW UP ON MY LAP. THEN, WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE PISSED ON MY FACE. but somehow I still keep him around
by Kokichi ouma kinnie February 14, 2021

by anonymous November 25, 2024

Guy 1: What is that dude
Guy 2: Dude... That's one sexy being, I want to eat it.
Guy 1: Must be a cat yum !
Guy 2: Dude... That's one sexy being, I want to eat it.
Guy 1: Must be a cat yum !
by tessalover101 May 26, 2022

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.
Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.
by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021
