Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

Urban dictionary

A place to search up useless words.

Guy 1: What u wanna do?
Guy 2: Let's search something up on Urban dictionary!

by !!!!!@ November 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary website where users themselves can create definitions of words. It used to be good back then, but now it’s just people saying dumb stuff about inappropriate stuff. It’s also the place where users go to look up words they know the definition of, but do it anyway for fun. By the way, you’re doing that right now.

Urban Dictionary is horrible.

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Urban Dictionary

This website, where when you click on any word, and watch it somehow relate to sex. Seriously, just scroll down and there will likely be some sex reference.

person 1: hey go search up barney on urban dictionary
*types*
Person 2: why is it talking about a sex position??

by makayla4256 May 9, 2020

Urban Dictionary

the fucking best dictionary in the world and is 10 times better than a normal dictionary and is actually true

Urban dictionary is fucking godly

by godlyperson101 July 26, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Urban meaning city and dic in dictionary being dick and tion is just a misspelling of in and ary being a person so in an urban place where a dick is in ary

Tim: Hahaha look at this Urban Dictionary!!!

(This is satire pls)

by ImSatireHonestly September 17, 2023

Urban Dictionary

You're literally inside it.

Oh man, i don't know what this word means, let me search it on urban dictionary

by Rakko_ November 21, 2021