Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

by UMGUDLUGTUDF May 23, 2018

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Cat

a cute Animal That Has Powers To kill PNG Tubers

and a cute pet too

Do You Have A Cat?

by FFishyFFishy June 8, 2022

cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019

cat

a 4 legged small animal

the cat is 67 pounds

by catman8675309 March 25, 2022

cats

Pretty much the best thing ever (No offense to dog people.). Cats are the best time-killer. ( If your into watching random videos on youtube.) They also are the best thing to scream at some random person if your feeling raged.

Gamer: "What a f*ck, I killed that mother f*cker!
Innocent bystander: "Chill, bro.
Gamer: "CATS!!!!!!!!!!

by Kats4Life January 22, 2018

Cat

Good

Cat good.

by idontknowanythingsoignoreme June 16, 2022