A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

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She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.

I want a partner like my mom

by Sahiii October 8, 2023

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A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.

4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.

by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022

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