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softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.
Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.
by get gettin November 18, 2015
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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.
Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.
by nermalpecker September 16, 2025
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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
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look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them
Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass
by Básnik May 14, 2021
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Korea’s new vocal

Tomorrow X Together’s Kang Taehyun which debuted only 2 years ago but better than most of famous vocalists. Kang Taehyun is Korea’s new vocal. And if you don’t agree go listen to his vocals and high notes. You will be suprised.
“Woah is that Kang Taehyun? He has wonderful healing vocals.”

“I know, he is Korea’s new vocal and kpop vocals future.”
by 2bad u dont have kang taehyun December 14, 2020
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New word

I'm lazy so I made a random defenition on urban dictionary
by its morbin time February 12, 2023
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