Cock Cheese

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

by That Dude Who Knows January 03, 2021

cheese skeeter

A derogatory term that refers to people who are sexually attracted to cheese and like show it in public settings.

Oh look there’s that god damn cheese skeeter

by Zwazee April 25, 2023

half cheese

half of a grilled cheese sandwich, or an open face grilled cheese sandwich. also called cheese toast.

i just made the best half cheese, i used cheddar and provolone.

by cinnamonrollcrunch November 18, 2022

Cheese Claw

Fingers that are covered in Cheeto cheese after heavy consumption.

Hey, Cheese Claw!

by Cheese Claw June 17, 2011

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 13, 2015

Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

Melty cheese

It’s melted cheese that is on a burger

I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese

by Nikki_cat October 13, 2020