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your mom

bro your mom
by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.
Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*
by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Yo moms titties

Sernando was smokin Yo moms titties.
by Sernando January 28, 2021
mugGet the Yo moms tittiesmug.

your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
mugGet the your mommug.

Nacho Mom

the Title of "Nacho Mom" is given to someone of the male variety.
Nacho Moms' have black hair, blue eyes, and a healthy muscular build.
they usually have several children, but their favorites are the ones who are named Lyssa.
Nacho Mom's give cookies to their children when they behave correctly.
they happen to be very funny, and quite attractive, and they definitely LOVE attention.
walks in the rain, and listening to death metal are some of their favorite past times.
be careful of approaching a Nacho Mom. it can be very dangerous if you give off the wrong impression. they can easily eat your head off.
otherwise, if you set a good impression, Nacho Moms' are cuddly, sort of like a teddy bear~
Nacho Mom said i behaved soooo well last night that he gave me the ENTIRE cookie jar!
by NachoChillin' November 2, 2009
mugGet the Nacho Mommug.

ur mom

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom
by suplolhaha July 10, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

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