make red

(verb):

1. To fail to do something, to ruin something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (typically repeatedly). One who makes red of something would be considered a "Redzer".

2.Irish EnglishDublin Dialect To physically assault such that it will cause hemorrhaging.

"Oi'll f+++ing make red of yer face."

by avieor December 14, 2014

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish

dr seuss rap lines

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀

by amongstusall October 2, 2022

red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

Red Balled

When you haven't nutted in a week and you nut and it blasts everywhere.

I totally red balled last night, its been so long.

by cameron749 July 26, 2018

red grenade

when you light her tampon string on fire to light the fuse and explode the tampon inside her

her:my period is bad better change my tampon
me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade

by wh3r3 did he go March 24, 2019