Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Macho Nutmug. A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.
by LastRealist January 13, 2025
Get the Unk nutmug. by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
Get the Plink-A-Nutmug. by Connor bastard October 27, 2019
Get the Nut to Natmug. You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker
by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022
Get the Deez Nutsmug. When you bust a nut and have a ‘That So Raven’ esque premonition. Can vary in length and vividness. If the vision is too cloudy and vague, one may be susceptible of misconstruing said vision.
Dude right after I nutted I saw that the Stars won the Cup.
Bro, are you sure this isn’t a nut so Raven type scenario where you just saw Hully bury the OT winner from the past??
Nah bro, I get why you’d think that but I saw glass banger and tits McGee in my vision as well.
Bro, are you sure this isn’t a nut so Raven type scenario where you just saw Hully bury the OT winner from the past??
Nah bro, I get why you’d think that but I saw glass banger and tits McGee in my vision as well.
by Francis69 November 16, 2025
Get the Nut So Ravenmug.