Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017

ur mom

a person with a big ass

i was in bed with ur mom last night

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022

Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.

I want a partner like my mom

by Sahiii October 8, 2023

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022