stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

got on your head

When a tough bitch tells you off.

When a girl roasts you so bad, other people you don't even know have to join in.

"Damn, she got on your head!"

#pressed #girlpowerbitch!!!

by #######ggirlpower October 30, 2017

I need head

Where someone wants to suck the soul out of someone's genital area

I need head for real, can you give me some?

by phtnwrld May 7, 2023

poopy head forehead

Someone who is so ugly & repulsive it looks as if someone took a fat shit on their face.

Wtf did someone take a shit on your face? Oooh my bad you're just a poopy head forehead!!

by wendywalters420 October 21, 2010

Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021

Life Threatening Head

When someone gives head so good that you feel like you're about to die.

"Bro, she gave me head last night and I swear I saw the light for a minute before I nutted."

"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."

by Koit October 5, 2023

nanyang year heads

esth*r lim and sh*rley lum (the 2 p6 year heads) are both cancerous communists and manipulators. they think that they r the best when in reality they are nothing but two old divorced hags. esther lim is an infertile whore that prob ate her husband. shirley lummylumslut has more forehead than bitches. also she rolls her eyes like some kind of superior dictator. must as well call her a dick taker bc her mouth is so big and fat and ugly. lick my pussy u whore.

someone: i hate shirlee lamb and essy leem. they are such cancerous nanyang year heads
someone else: ikr lets form an anarchy against them <3
someone: k lets show those assfucks that we're better than them

by Embryo Roblox Hater and Simp August 19, 2022