Horny friend

A person who likes to have intercourse with various animals including chickens and have intercourse fantasies about his step sister

Horny friend Got down and dirty with a Chicken

by Faggot_bath October 17, 2021

Friend

A friend is someone you trust, someone you need.

Hey, your my friend.

by Possy boss November 16, 2019

Pimp friends

When two or more pimps establish a comradery by testing the local pizza guy's loyalty to his customers as an initiation for their friendship.

"That guy Jon was really cool"

"I know, we became pimp friends last week"

by Solo-jones January 29, 2020

Friend

Somthing that you don't have

Bob:why do i not have a friend
Tom:Fuck you

by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018

Mom friend

That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.

Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.

by Jay_00 June 8, 2021

breast friend

A female friend with benefits, who has big (or at least nice) boobs.

She's not my best friend, she's my breast friend.

by q359 July 24, 2023

wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023