Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 9, 2021

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Harry Friend

An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).

His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.

At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.

Who's that sickcunt over there? Oh wait that's Harry Friend!

by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019

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Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 8, 2020

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Friend

What a girl whom you have Coitus calls you to show she wants nothing do with you long term. Even if there is admiration, a growing development of respect and kindness pushing towards a more power felt realitonship

Jason you’re a great friend *just fucked and talked about feelings*

by Dex69698 September 9, 2020

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Friends

Something you don't have.

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.

by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021

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