Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.

cat mario. that's it.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022

cat

the silly the scrimblo furball lil baby

do I really need to explain what a cat is

by leitoast March 8, 2023

Felix the cat

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.

oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

Cats

A small ferocious animal, a blood thirsty beast, literally the spawn of Satan.

Also may refer to catholics.

Man those cats are fuming over the debate.

by Techies123 July 15, 2023

Chester THE Cat

He loved Lee CY Duck, who is gay. He is very 8745. He searched 'porn' at school before. He also once stripped naked! He watches AV every day.

Student A: I wanna be friends with Chester THE Cat
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck January 2, 2020