petal the cat

Petal is a lovely black cat who has a gorgeous owner called maddie who is very cool

Whos that scratching at the door-emma

It’s petal the cat lol-maddie

by Pretty girl maddie August 27, 2021

Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.

Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop

by Cz3511 January 05, 2020

sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

by Priecher February 14, 2018

cat ban

cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.

catlady: I CAT BAN YOU

person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head

by catperson1234 June 08, 2020

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

cat form

The doggy style position alternative where the receiver places their front half flat on the flat while the lower half is high in the sir, like a cat.

Face down, ass up. Cat form.

by Tohn Jarp January 08, 2014

bacons cat

Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.

The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.

by Bacons cat April 16, 2022