Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

drop time

The time when your shit leaves your anus and falls into the toilet.

- I'm gonna have you guys move along, so I can take a shit.
- Alright. Careful of the drop time.

by Yahohel March 13, 2018

12 Times Indie

A great underrated band that consists of a guitarist, bassist, pianist, drummer and singer.

“12 Times Indie is a really good band!”
“Yeah I agree Mike they are my favourite!”

by Bananasocks June 12, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025

yam time

What is to be exclaimed mid dunk in a basketball game

Oh let me check my watch is it really YAM TIME?!?!?!

by anonymous April 21, 2024

Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.

I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.

by You rReal Name November 14, 2020

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019