Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

times square boogaloo

When a group of vagabonds surround late night revelers in the street and force them to do various acts.

Brendan and his friends had been drinking heavily. When they walked down the street, late at night, they were surrounded by homeless people and forced to strip and bark like dogs. The group yelled at the revelers. ‘Welcome to the Times Square boogaloo’ you drunk pieces of shit.

by Kobrakys June 11, 2018

Deem Time

The time to fuck shit up. The energy is unmatched and the vibes are immaculate. Nobody is safe and any idea is a good one. If you land a girl on deem time, always feel free to bump her rating up by a gentleman’s 2.

Damn, this guy is a menace to society. He must be on deem time.

by Mr.Time69 August 8, 2022

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

redneck tickle time

When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets

Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time

by Wayne'shouse August 13, 2022

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022

lynch time

Lynch time means to lynch men for no reason nigger

We were about to do lynch time to a black person but he ran away

by teenfein yhu mad August 16, 2022