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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Down

You know Vu Dang Quang Huy, he’s down as fuck.
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Down Bad

That one bitchass mf who tried to pay that girl 200 bucks to kiss him is down bad asfffff bruh.
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Down syndrome

He liking his balls i think he has Down syndrome
by Illegal border hopper April 21, 2022
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Down Dick

Is your ride or die boyfriend. There to support you mentally, physically, spiritually and financially. Equivalent to Down Chick
Friend: hey girl, wanna catch that new movie with strawberry smoothies later?
Yourself: oh my gosh, that sounds so great! Can I get a rain check, I'm actually hanging out with my down dick today
by friedicecream83 November 9, 2020
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downing an allergy

to down and allergy is to drunkenly drink your friends semen unknowingly
“man i got so drunk at the party i downed an allergy” downing an allergy aka drinking someone’s nut
by confused antonym November 10, 2020
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bus down wind

The term Bus down wind (or Bus DW) is used in the context of surfski downwind events. In a surfski down wind event a group of paddlers gather to paddle/surf down wind from point a to point b. The group is logistically challenged by getting by car to the start of the event (point a) and yet have enough cars waiting at the finish line (point b) to be able to bring at least one driver per car left at point a back to point b. A Bus down wind refers to a logistical set-up of a single paddler down wind event. The paddler drives to point a, drops the surfski, drives to point b, leaves the car, goes back to point a by bus, performs the down wind run to point b, loads the ski on the car and goes back home.
I've planned a bus down wind for tomorrow morning
by Millimetern November 17, 2020
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