brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.
by Ching_Chang_Chong December 17, 2015
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Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"
"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
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Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"
So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
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vera brown

the girl with THE FATTEST ass ever. she is so hot and sexy it makes everyone drop dead at the sight of her. she’s also super talented like ridiculously talented and every bitch wishes they could be her. did i mention her ass is REALLY fat?
woah, that girl is SUCH a vera brown, look at that ass!!”
by Your on April 05, 2022
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Alec Brown

A knob that has a bit of shit on the end
'OMG, you have an Alec Brown
by Snoop Dong May 06, 2014
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King brown

A big penis of a brown coloured individual
by Jezzmaster February 24, 2024
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King Brown

The act of copping or handing out a deadly blow to the back of the head, almost always lethal
King brown sit down, back of the head now ya fuckin dead

Rito who wants a filthy king brown to the back of the head? Get in quick cunts they’re goin like hot cakes!
by Jerome Saffy December 05, 2019
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