mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
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Lardy fart

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023
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mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out
Dam girl you just mitt farted
by dolceglr September 22, 2013
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fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness July 01, 2022
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penis nigger fart

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles
“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”
by c420frl May 07, 2024
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Fart Sniffing

The action of being in Paris (Oui Oui Baggette) and bowing down just low enough to get a crisp whiff of the succulent and juicy anal fumes!!
Person 1: wow brother, these fumes are delectable, isn’t the air just so crisp today?

Person 2: *fart sniffing* tf are you doing you bum ass fart sniffer mf
by PhartSniffa May 18, 2024
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fart all

1-a farty person,or a thing very disgusting!
2-a positive meaning of a farting human,who is a sport,and shows to idles after sport,with farts of bulks!
1- -You ever van! to say you,re a fart all,no you were just a sort of great man,start an ambush!
2-I was staring at the left corridor of the flat,all also if considered,him but as afarty!Why he sold...Good is still that he left us for ever,what flimsey flat of us,not achieving one,any news of health out of it,and motivation.
by bad,good? November 09, 2019
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