When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.
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A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
by Wolfen65 September 19, 2015
Get the Internet dick mug.Term used for ultra violent type of rape that uses no lube
Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual
Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others
Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts
Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual
Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others
Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts
I'm telling you, Jenny keeps hanging out with them, flirting like that, she's gonna get that prison dick.
Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.
Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.
Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.
Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.
Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.
Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.
by HIV+Kandy June 24, 2016
Get the Prison dick mug.When all rational thought and behavior goes out the window on a sexual conquest. More succinctly put, when you are no longer in charge of rational decision making, as your dick is calling all the shots.
Larry was clearly no longer in control when he flirted so heavily out of his league with Linda. He was suffering from a case of dick-in-charge.
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Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!
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