What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

what the

what the.

Jez: Wake up or i’m gonna kill you.
Zay: What the

by bikini_killer831 November 17, 2023

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

by tanoshimou September 25, 2023

what

a indication that someone is not listening and should be head-bashed with a shovel and then yelled at by a loudspeaker

what??????????????? oh ok

by patcat November 5, 2019

Do What

When you’re about to beat the hell out of someone for a rude/disrespectful comment or question but you like the person so you are giving them the chance to make it right.

Man: Hey, you wanna fuck?
Woman: Do what?

Man: Is that a no?
Woman: Beats that ass and not in a good way.

by Want2FlyAwayWithMe April 25, 2020

hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend

Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?

by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021