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dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.
by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023
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Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary
What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad
by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011
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Jack

Jack, the type of person to love German cars (BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche) Loves vehicles and one of those car enthusiasts. Loves planes as as well highly interested in other mechanical things. Cares about its loved ones and especially there wife. Doesn’t look at other girls only looks at cars.
Oh look! It’s Jacks Bimmer with his wife!
by BimmerLuhv November 22, 2021
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gender jacked

A type of gender discrimination where a couple applies for an account or membership, but the male is considered the primary stakeholder regardless of who signed off on it and the female is automatically considered the spouse
I did all the legwork and signed up for a pool membership for my family and all the paperwork is in my husband's name. I got gender jacked.
by Fliesenize June 22, 2019
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Jack

Jack.
by Uvuvjvyfysyxy January 3, 2022
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Jacks

State police force, usually Drug Squad (D’s)
I really hope I don’t get pulled over by Jacks tonight
by 5amcrundo April 5, 2019
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Jack

A person who rages too much on fortnite and doesn’t go outside. You will want to stay away from him while he is playing because he will hit the couch if he gets angry repeatedly. You can see his indent on the leather and his penis is a shy inch long.
by Momdestroyer3000 May 10, 2020
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