The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014
Get the feeding two birds with one sconemug. One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.
Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.
by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011
Get the one woman short of being gaymug. by Fearman April 11, 2008
Get the make me one with everythingmug. While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.
James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?
Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.
James: Nice dude.
Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.
James: Nice dude.
by Paikun November 6, 2017
Get the One Eyed Jackmug. by jdotx November 23, 2011
Get the One way ticket to Oregonmug. An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.
Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"
by The Madden January 2, 2009
Get the one of sams bad ideasmug. 