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Dank Nuts

Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes
by chrispospa June 4, 2018
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Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023
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Nut

A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.
You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020
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sunny coco-nut

Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Is that sunny coco-NUT sitting in the seat in front of me omg his ankles make me wet
by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019
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Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....
Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.
by The tiler January 30, 2019
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Nut

Nut, pronounced Nut
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.
In a threatening way it may be used as

Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?

In a way to warn people it may be used as

Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!

These are the most common ways nut is used.
by HormonalRage November 1, 2020
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Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
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