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rolling monkey

a strategy used in Monkey Tower Defense, in which a large amount of fully upgraded dart monkeys is used rather than higher level, more expensive monkey defenses. This defense was developed by Poisenous Bmac.
That rolling monkey made my computer so laggy that level 44 took like 10 minutes rolffles!
by E J Batty December 27, 2007
mugGet the rolling monkeymug.

A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.
You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.
by TJ Tremorgun September 18, 2017
mugGet the A different type of monkeymug.

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 9, 2009
mugGet the patio monkeymug.

Mud Monkey

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?
When I die Ima go to mud monkey heaven
by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024
mugGet the Mud Monkeymug.

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.
That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!
by sks4540 March 21, 2020
mugGet the Monkey Blastmug.

African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
mugGet the African Tunnel Monkeymug.

The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024
mugGet the The Monkey Gripmug.

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