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Ladera Kids

The most horrible creatures imaginable. Emotionally infantile, self-obsessed, ignorant monsters bred for a life of hedonism by Ladera Moms. They infest and ruin all places within range of their eBikes and skateboards. The girls embody and aspire to dumb blonde stereotypes while the boys are similarly craven to either elitist jock or stoned surfer kakistocracy. No value can be squeezed from the lives of these soulless denizens.
Conversation in Ladera Ranch.
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?
by Andrew Grey February 5, 2022
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Kid

An annoying little shit But cute as hell and for some reason their mom almost always loves them
The kids are bending all of our forks and spoons ripping open flower bags throwing stuff out windows and peeing on the toilet seat again!
by Doggo man May 6, 2020
mugGet the Kidmug.

It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Ipad kid

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.

These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.

Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.
My sister started screaming when her ipad was taken away. I fear she is an ipad kid.
by Cooking_rat August 11, 2024
mugGet the Ipad kidmug.

kids

kids
are ya ready kids?
by qwopqwop May 8, 2022
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Street kid

Those annoying fuckhead teenagers in saint denis
Holy fuck no fucking carez street kid
by Johngle arson September 4, 2025
mugGet the Street kidmug.

kid kulture

Kid Kulture” is a movement that is about spreading love and positivity. As Rapper/Entertainer “Kid The Kid” pushes this movement he believes it will help end racism and help bring the fun back into the world.
Kid: when your a kid, you don’t care about someone’s skin color or what people think about you. Your just being yourself, wanna have fun and love everybody.

K(C)ulture: this is a way of life

Kid Kulture (A.K.A. Double K’s)
by WorldTopDefinitions December 15, 2017
mugGet the kid kulturemug.

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