Revenge Friend

A “friend” that you romantically pursue out of revenge for something that your significant other did.

“My wife pissed me off so bad tonight that I’m going to sext my revenge friend”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

friend

never get friends
they will be your doom
dont trust friends
NEVER trust friends
friends are boolisheet

fuck you, i trusted you alot but you betrayed me!!! weren't we friends?

by susilysus December 5, 2021

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

best friend

the person you hate most and compete against; someone who you enjoy bullying and harrassing (may include acts such as pushing and punching)

I punched Matthew when I saw him around the halls because he is my best friend

by nseisienndkskex April 21, 2022

National no friends day

Your friends left so you have no one you have to find new friends even though you have known them more than half of your life.

National no friends day when they leave you and you have to find new people that are not fake and won’t just ditch you

by Alexi_V237 April 23, 2022

Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22

Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22

by titkok April 24, 2022

Slap your friends day

Slap ANY friend
May 5th

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!

by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022