weak

adj. An improper shortening of the phrase "made me weak" to simply the word "weak." This adjective implies that something is funny or otherwise capable of weakening one involved with it.

Person 1: *tells a funny joke*
Person 2: That was weak, yo.

In a good and correct world, person two would say, "That made me weak, yo."

Well, in a correct world, he wouldn't say yo, but whatever.

by Lezard Valeth May 25, 2003

weakdick

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.

You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

wake-up

Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.

Did you see that nice wake-up application on that old lady?

by kit13 May 19, 2008

thats weak

That sucks or that's not cool.

If you have arthritis and have to get a new hip, then thats weak.

by Deh August 28, 2006

Joe Biden Wake Up

Joe Biden Wake Up, Joe Biden Wake Up

This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up

by Vet0z September 8, 2021

weak goat

a state of being excessively lame or worthless.

"Dude, you are such a weak goat. . . why don't you get off your ass and do something besides sleep all day and download porn."

by Phil Thesak October 5, 2005

Weak Tartar

An expression of something lacking or not quite up to par.

That Tartar is Weak!!
Thats Weak Tartar!!!

by chewbacabageesh August 4, 2008