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Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
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backhand wanker

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands
Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"
by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016
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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)
a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .
by sireemopancake October 13, 2021
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lass wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.
Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.
by NobodyLikesYanVed November 6, 2022
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Cringe wanker

Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.
Yet another cringe wanker becoming infuriated because i was in his camera shot at the gym.
by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023
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wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...
by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022
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