The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.
by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014
Get the Vag mouthmug. 1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.
Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!
by bathion January 16, 2008
Get the Ponging Vagmug. 1) they made a toilet paper pyramid and it gave them all dusty vag when they left it for too long....
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...
by blondegirl22 October 3, 2011
Get the dusty vagmug. Meme:
“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars
Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars
Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022
Get the vag warsmug. by digitaldaggers July 14, 2010
Get the Vag Dapsmug. A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag
KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours
by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010
Get the Vag Thumbmug. Person A: I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.
by drx2000 May 22, 2011
Get the vag-nommug.